Favorite SMBC

Philosophical Dilemmas

• Clones
  Which one is the clone? The second one.
• Yablo Paradox.
• Interesting number paradox.
• The sound of one hand clapping.

Finally someone got that right.

• Ethical FFT.
• Liar’s paradox.

Theory of Consciousness

• France runs on an old calculator.

Existentialism

• Ennui.
  Family on the road for vacations.
• No persistent “you”.

Father doesn’t exist.

• Shitty Monism.
• Hokey Pokey.
• Borg.

Physics

• No such thing as quantum physics

Religion

• Eugonia strikes again.
• Higher Standards.

Profundities

• Every snowflake is unique!

Fables

• The wolf cried “boy”… and got to eat the boy by themselves.

Wow grandpa, that was morally incoherent.

Social Norms

• Group order at restaurant

I’m going to eat a repulsive amount of everyting.

• Do you have this shoe in men’s?
• Modern Art

Elaborate puns

• Put it on my bill

Conspiracies

• Neighbourhood fathers.
  Shimmer and Slime.
• Evil Economist ruins the 8th Annual Legion of Supervillains Symposium.
• Effective Villainy

Open your hands to them.

Parenting

• The sex talk… for ninjas.
• Fear of clowns.
• Failure.

It was in you all along.

• The true cost of well behaved kids.
• Week-long party for one.
• Dad jokes are deadly.

WTF

• D&D.

You may pass.

• Corporate life as an escape room.
• Reverse murder mysteries.
• Frozen and class struggles.
• Mathy sex talk.
• Spicy.
• Computers.

Hi, I’m a Mac.

• Adult Video Awards Ceremony.
• Summon Satan’s Kingdom.

The time draws ever closer.

• “I’m smart in spanish”, smbc style